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I keep seeing these lame-ass stickers proclaiming "Real Men Love Jesus" and it's kind of annoying. So... I decided to make my own lame-ass sticker! Christ, I love parody! :XD:
Do I hate Jesus? Well, I don't hate Santa Claus. Ya know why? Because Santa Claus isn't fucking real! Answer your question?
*cracks knuckles, clicks "Submit", readies self to battle religious weirdos on dA*
(Lupus, Gavin, Woo, Hanzo, John, Quinticus... ready for the ensuing flame-wars?)
P.S. [link] This is the companion piece to this deviation.

**EDIT 11-20-09**

I love the hateful fuckfest of comments below. I'm so proud. :happycry:

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:icontsukasa3:
I'm not some christian fanatic but this is an art website. Not a place to try start a religious battle over a stupid sign. Art should condescend religion, not be subjected to removal from it.

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There is a time in a man's life where he must stand up to his fears and prepare to face his inevitable doom.... There is also a time where he must crap his pants and run like hell....

Guess I better start running XD
:iconchappens:
I don't know about hating Jesus. When I was in San Fransisco, Jesus made a really good cheeseburger, and he seemed really nice about it. The Mexican accent was a little irritating, but I learned to deal with it, for the sake of burgers. I think it was the In n Out Burger in Oakland, come to think of it... But it was close enough to San Fran...

Good luck with the ensuing flames.
:iconfurball-kun:
*sigh* how many times do i have to tell you people this, saying "i beleive in jesus" is a dumb statment, jesus is a historical figure, a real person. if you want to disown christianity then say "god isnt real" or somthing like that. thats like a member of the KKK saying "martin luther king JR isnt real!".

and no im not gonna fight your religious stnadpoint, i think that would be rather pointless.
freedom of speech
:iconnossek:
You know, I hear In N Out Burger is orgasmic. Is this true?

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconnossek:
Provide some proof and we'll take it from there.

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconfurball-kun:
wait.. you want me to prove that jesus lived? simply said so many references of him in history. your right i cant give you an exact reference for i can never remember exact reference but he has been mentioned.

but...why...are we debating if jesus was real??
:iconchappens:
They are definitely worth a try, very different from the standard fast food fare I am used to. Even with my opposition to fast food, I would be more then willing to eat there again, should I ever get back out to Cali.
:iconnossek:
[link]
(Psst! Watch the one on the right first!)

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconnossek:
I'll take your word for it. :)

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconfurball-kun:
oh yes, i remember this now i stumbled across it awhile ago, idr what i was doing.

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