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=Nossek

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About Me Official Beta Tester Wise Ass Drew Nossek19/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Which song title makes you laugh the most? Pt. 11 

43%
10 deviants said "Bi-Curious George"- Intestinal Disgorge
30%
7 deviants said "Cuntboy"- KMFDM
17%
4 deviants said "You're a Fucking Bastard"- The Exploited
9%
2 deviants said "Jesus Hitler"- Carnivore
0%
No deviants said "Nightmares Of Happiness"- Kind Of Art
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Oh boy! I can finally express my individuality now through a collection of pixels! God bless the Internet!

Music!:




























METALOCALYPSE!!!:




Opinions and beliefs!:
(My favorite guitarist!)
(Furries=suck)
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(Bollocks to Dethklok yaoi!)



:headbang:
(My favorite album)
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Yes. :rofl:
Don't like my humor? Then get fucked!










Cartoons: :D







:drool:
(They is my friends)
(Just look at my hard drive...)



I love anime/manga, but I'm not some fuckin' weeaboo:

(She could stick a gun in my face and I would call it foreplay.)






Movies:



"Rambo... did good?"









Video games:









Other things!:






Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 4, 2009, 7:06 PM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: Van Halen.
  • Playing: Gears Of War 2.


1.Anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Si. ;)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time is fine with me! I ain't that goddamn picky!

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right. I have strange homoerotic dreams if I sleep on the left side. :worry:

4. Do you masturbate?
Excessively.

5. How often? Lately?
In about five minutes...

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. Only to win a dance contest. :D

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths ftw, motherfucker.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
:depressed:

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Pornography is a sin! So, of course!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I just want somebody in bed...

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Shaun, you're my man-crush.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Just a couple. ~Quinton-the-foul turned me onto this site.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Food.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
The chick not throwing up when they see my hairy man-rack, speaking German, and listening to “Raining Blood” as I climax.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I wish... :depressed:

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my imagination... :depressed:

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In my imagination... :(

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fuck you! You're just making fun of me now!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I hate my mother...

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
You're not as invisible as you like to think jerking off under a table.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Not old enough to have been. :(

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I hate my father...

24. What's your sexuality?
Repressed.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
:tears:

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
:crying:

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Is this all this quiz is about!? Fuck you, Dan! :rage:

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
The clerk:”Happy eighteenth birthday! And your license has expired!”

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Porno's fuckin' expensive! I feel like a fuckin' sap!

30. Do you own any sex toys?
=InspectorLupus does. :XD:

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A herd of an ugly girl's dildos!

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I hate my brother...

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
COCKS.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
*sighs* Yes, and it was one of the most pathetic events of my life.

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Gave my keyboard a fuckin' money-shot...

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
“Oh oh oh Jamie's cryin'!” *rocks head back and forth*

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one that involves me.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Spaghetti tacos. :eyes:

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes. All the time!

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No one. Absolutely no one. You're all whores who will die shamefully!

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[link] My name's Drew Nossek. I'm not an artist.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Oklahoma, United States of America.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL.
  • Interests: Sexuality, anime/manga, lulz, video games, music, philosophy, films, guitar, blasphemy.
  • Favourite movie: I don't have an absolute favorite, but I love Kevin Smith's films.
  • Favourite band or musician: I love Metallica, Slayer, Death, Fear Factory, KMFDM, Immortal, Amebix, Nile, Godflesh, Korn, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal and most of its various subgenres, classic rock, punk, and electronic music.
  • Favourite artist: Hiroya Oku (Gantz), Aidan "Brute!" Hughes, and my bud Quinton The Foul.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Paul Zindel.
  • Favourite photographer: Hellpig here on dA's a fuckin' badass!
  • Favourite style of art: Anime/manga.
  • Operating System: Windows XP.
  • MP3 player of choice: One that you can have sex with... while listening to Type O Negative.
  • Shell of choice: Hollow-points.
  • Wallpaper of choice: My apartment doesn't have wallpaper.
  • Skin of choice: Vaginal.
  • Favourite game: Resident Evil, Golden Sun, Soul Calibur series, and Rainbow Six Vegas 2.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Besides anime, I love: Eric Cartman, Toki Wartooth, Andy French, Carl, Black Steve, Bender, etc.
  • Personal Quote: Who wants to buy some amphetamiiiiines? =D
  • Tools of the Trade: My terrible pork-sword!

Comments


:iconripples-in-a-lake:
~ripples-in-a-lake 7 hours 20 minutes ago
Thanks for the favs and the watch.

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Five middle fingers, on one motherfucking hand.
:iconnossek:
=Nossek 7 hours 16 minutes ago
Ditto, man.

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconripples-in-a-lake:
~ripples-in-a-lake 7 hours 14 minutes ago
yep. So did you like the new submissions?

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Five middle fingers, on one motherfucking hand.
:iconnossek:
=Nossek 7 hours 32 seconds ago
Yup. :)

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconripples-in-a-lake:
~ripples-in-a-lake 6 hours 59 minutes ago
Word up.

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Five middle fingers, on one motherfucking hand.
:iconripples-in-a-lake:
~ripples-in-a-lake 7 hours 38 minutes ago
Yo check my gallery again in like 5 mins. You'll like what you see for sure.

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Five middle fingers, on one motherfucking hand.
:iconnossek:
=Nossek 7 hours 29 minutes ago
You were right!

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconripples-in-a-lake:
~ripples-in-a-lake 7 hours 26 minutes ago
Still working on another one.

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Five middle fingers, on one motherfucking hand.
:iconcharmanderlain:
*Charmanderlain 4 days 4 hours ago
Hey, thanks for the :+fav:

:ahoy:

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Those are my principles, and if you dont like them... well, I have others.
:iconbolivian-ragamuffin:
~Bolivian-Ragamuffin 5 days 11 hours ago
Thanks for the fav :thanks:

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I ♣ you.
:iconnossek:
=Nossek 4 days 14 hours ago
You're welcome. :)

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:icongoatheadcorp:
=goatheadcorp Nov 12, 2009, 9:48:16 AM
hey man, where's the picts from tokio hotel's concert? you said you gonna upload it, liar :crying:

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-mentally unstable and artistically insane-

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:iconnossek:
=Nossek Nov 12, 2009, 7:22:26 PM
Fuck you, poser! :finger:

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:icongoatheadcorp:
=goatheadcorp Nov 12, 2009, 7:27:15 PM
but we used to collect boybands cds :cries:

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-mentally unstable and artistically insane-

:skull:Patient of =Dark-Arts-Asylum, Room #1315:skull:
:iconlenedict:
~Lenedict Nov 11, 2009, 1:11:12 AM
Thanks for the favs!

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"Sekasin ku plussapallot!" ~ J. Näveri
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=Nossek 1 day 1 hour ago
You're a cunt and you'll never stop being one until the worms have finished devouring your corpse. ;)

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconlenedict:
~Lenedict Nov 11, 2009, 1:22:04 AM
...after checking out your stamps and Dev Info, no thanks.

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"Sekasin ku plussapallot!" ~ J. Näveri
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=Nossek Nov 12, 2009, 7:21:09 PM
:XD: What's so bad about me?

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:iconlenedict:
~Lenedict Nov 13, 2009, 1:21:17 AM
You seem to be a totally chauvinistic, ignorant and offensive brat. The fact that this is internet doesn't erase the good manners. Or shouldn't. I've never met anyone with such an idiot-like behaviour. The guys I know would never be this offensive towards anyone and especially women. I've always thought that metal-heads are smart and good-behaving people, but it seems to be a fact that in every ton is one rotten apple.

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"Sekasin ku plussapallot!" ~ J. Näveri
:iconnossek:
=Nossek Nov 13, 2009, 7:04:10 AM
How am I chauvinistic? Or ignorant?

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Slaytanic Wehrmacht über alles! :horns:
:icongoatheadcorp:
=goatheadcorp Nov 13, 2009, 4:14:13 AM
but the most important thing is appreciate any difference, well someone always have their own judgment about "good and bad side" eh? from your comment, i know that you are a smart dude. if you respect anyone, i guess anyone would respect you too. anyway, i'm not trying to be on =Nossek's side. but as long as i know, he's a nice dude with his own sense of humour. i dont consider myself as a "true metalhead" or something, my taste is various. i appreciate the difference of races, religions (tho i'm not a religious dude), and sexes, and the most important thing is to accept someone's weakness (well no one's perfect, the term "good and bad" itself different from every people's point of view). cheerz, have a nice day :)

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-mentally unstable and artistically insane-

:skull:Patient of =Dark-Arts-Asylum, Room #1315:skull:
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